"Where's the fire, Mrs?"
"I'm sick, but I gotta keep my website up to date"
"Race you to the top."
"I'll have to whip down to the pharmacy and get some ear drops."
"And for my next trick I will make my nose -- reappear!"
"How yah goin' mate? I can see you're new. I can give you all the advice you need."
"Grrrrr.......... Just try me."
"I'm not a blond. I'm a redhead."