"You've got a fine moustache there, Dad."
"I know, son."
"What do you mean, I look odd?"
"Boo!"
"I'm early for dinner. Ah well, I'll tell a few jokes while I'm waiting."
"Who you lookin' at?"
"Fly? Yeh, I can fly."
"Looking for someone?"
"Who ate all the chips.?"
"Move over bunny. There's room for two up here."
"The ref told me kick-off was at 2 o'clock."
"Where's the fire, Mrs?"
"I'm sick, but I gotta keep my website up to date"
"Race you to the top."