Alligator Wins Lottery and Jumps for Joy

This swampy critter is really happy. He went into town last week, bought a lottery ticket and won. No more searching for morsels in the muddy waters. Now he plans to move into the local hotel, live there and have food brought to him. Maybe he can have a go on the slot machines and win some more cash.

Lotto winner dances joy $40K lotto win. finds $40M. daughter computer checked computer Mommy, $40-million richer. Jodee Brown. See Maria Carreiro’s happy dance enthusiastic description win. realizing won Friday’s $40-million Lotto Max jackpot, Maria Carreiro having trouble sleeping. husband snored pig, Monday, moments receiving poster-size version cheque. like, stop snoring please? For 30 years I’ve him, 30 years.

Jodee Brown of exuberant lottery-cheque presentations recent memory 51-year-old Toronto grandmother began news conference Ontario Lottery Gaming Commission office extended happy dance, complete air kisses thank Lord. former factory worker stay-at-home mom originally happy enough thought she’d won prize /1,000th size, tried check ticket convenience store Eglinton Ave. described process discovering windfall follows, accompanied significant amount body language:

machine 40 I’d won amount money. [the clerk] check please? checks it. store owner. ‘Never mind, home. home daughter, won $40,000. She’s jumping bed calls [sister] says, ‘Mommy won $40,000. flew stairs. stairs, stairs. computer checked computer Mommy, You’re $40-million richer. I’m ‘No way, way. street [to store] crazy woman check lottery ticket $40-million ‘ God. street [to store] crazy woman check lottery ticket $40-million ‘ God

back street, back home go, glass water.’ sit relax. Mrs. Carreiro meant play different set numbers altogether. However, quick pick ticket instead ended including numbers plays. called husband, officer worker, good news, thought joking. saw ticket himself believed story. Monday, boss ‘ quit!’ Carreiro. share newfound wealth five grandchildren three children; aiming buy homes herself daughter, buy clothes much-delayed honeymoon Hawaii. plans meantime less extravagant: dinner family Mandarin All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.
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Jumping alligator
"I've won! I've won!"
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